2008

Jul

patbaer: The Best Improv Suggestor. Awesome. very in-jokey…but I love it nonetheless

Marc Summers was in my office today...

I was tempted to make him reach up into my nose to grab a flag.

Consider the Gauntlet Thrown Down

Super Last Minute

I am a fill in host on the live talk show comic book club at the Pit (http://www.thepit-nyc.com/)...

Jun

Diablo 3 Announced

Shout out to Rub and Tugs in this week’s episode of Lunchbox.

This reminds me of Die Hard with a Vengeance

Now That's What I Call A Headline 6

Poker Commercials that I did a couple of years ago (featuring Improv Everywhere’s Charlie...

gil and I in the pool at the Hard Rock Casino in vegas this...

This song is always covered by bands…but this is one of my fave bands covering another fave...

Swimming

I was captain of the swin team in HS, and then I was a beach lifeguard for 5 years. Today I almost...

New Lunchbox watch me all sweaty slapping my self in the gut! IN SLOW MO!

I Met Cutty

I was an audition and I saw Chad “Cutty from the Wire” Coleman. I stopped him and said...

dangurewitch: Facebook Quote Buddha I wrote this new one from CHTV. Justin Tyler and Gabrus are...

“I am an F B I agent!”
— Johnny Utah

from Monday… With EMBED!

“The battle for Helm’s Deep is over. The battle for...”
— My Friend Damian (Who works on...

My new (first) muxtape

Butt-cooling Seat

May

My coworker says this is the australian me

Hungover

If people ever tell you you can’t get a hangover from eating too much pizza…They are...

streeter: LOL. A number of things in this make me laugh,...

Joined a Gym

I don’t even think I need to say anymore to get a chuckle out of those that know me. Expect a...

this is how i learned to act

Gothamist: The Real World Eyes Carroll...

Super Heroes do Exist!

this gives me chills…I have Live Aid on DVD…I love this performance jakoblodwick: “who...

I have an unhealthy obsession with The Boof

I love this shit…

I recently posted a story I told about my rugby days where I ate a snake…here is a quick video...

New Lunchbox...In the Buff!

I performed at Nights Of Our Lives at the UCB last month. Nights is a story telling show and this...

this was the first time I ever wore contacts dems hits are...

I am SO that guy

I saw Baby Mama on Mother’s Day with my Mother.

How does this even happen? corycavin: Gay Mount Everest I’m really glad this reporter cleared...

This would make me shit my pants in fear

GI Joe character publicity shots

this video is old, I can’t believe I have yet to see it. It seems like someone went into my...

New Obsession

Bookshelves…I love seeing walls covered in shelves and filled with books. I scan apartment...

I have never been a musical theatre fan or even a wedding fan…but this is pretty awesome

Even though I know Dippold, i till thought Dipps’ was...

I can't believe this isn't an ONN video

Apr

purns: good things happen to good people…congrats old...

My newest exercise video

A glimpse into my future. Note to self don’t ever...

Nights of our Lives Tomorrow

Who's Megan Fox?

My friend greg who is in his early 30's...

Gregory: gotta hit the shower while there's no one in there
later, duder
me: HAHA

“Laughter is a response to a gestalt formation where two...”
— Del Close (I am still trying...

Running

I went running last night for the first time since Dec 31st. My legs are kind of sore, but while I...

www.playboy.com/kendralovesolivegarden

My friend Hal Phillips works as a closed captioner at MTV,...

New Episode of Lunch Box, talking about something I know best…FOOD. For you eagle eye lunch...

IM convos with my mom.

I have been saving some of my IM conversations with my mom. She is a great straight man.
This one occurred a week before a family trip to PR (puerto rico)
Mom: hey jonathan
gabrus: hey ma
Mom: confirming our reseverations
gabrus: nice
gabrus: is our hotel on the beach in PR?
Mom: no its 2 blocks away
Mom: but it is the embassy suites
Mom: cocktail party and breakfast
gabrus: oh great
gabrus: is there a gym?
Mom: they call it a workout room probably just a few machines
Mom: not like golds
Mom: you have jason and justin to work out with
gabrus: is there a diving board in the room?
Mom: no its on the balcony
gabrus: how many hair dryers are there?
Mom: what are you worrying about a hair dryer lol
gabrus: can i bring a bunch of swords?
Mom: if you want to be left behind in the airport sure!
gabrus: do they have soup at breakfast
Mom: whatever my loves want
Mom: gotta go, brush your teeth! love you
gabrus: ok love you too
Mom: 7 more days!!!!

My co-worker took this picture. Just to let me know that I...

Perfect Representation

I just got an Amazon delivery that more or less defines who I am as a person. 2 books about Del...

My father called me late on Friday night to tell me that I was just on Jimmy Kimmel. I didn’t...

Me Hosting IFC's Lunchbox, and trying to get...

courtesy of copyranter. ouch.

I got new headphones off ebay. Vintage military style! let...

fwand’s last harold. Johnny (me) going down on his...

“April Fools! Got you man!”
— A douche

Mar

Me talking about Blaxploitation films on the...

Needs a proper name

Last week my co-worker and friend Chris Deluca and I were discussing something only an unlucky few...

Just finished another R.A. Salvatore...

for those of you who don’t know, He is a super dope fantasy writer. He created Drizzt...

shall i tumbl now?

one will find out soon enough red wizard!