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www.playboy.com/kendralovesolivegarden
You really, really, really have to click on this and watch the video RIGHT NOW! This is fucking absurd!Oh wow.
On the walk home today (beautiful weather in NYC), it dawned on me that the media is simply an extension of corporations’ advertising efforts. Anything that isn’t directly used to promote a company serves an indirect purpose: making that particular outlet tolerable so the overt ads go down easier.
Anyway, “In her literally hundreds of visits to Olive Garden over the years, Kendra noticed that the waitresses are often as hot as the food. Given that steamy combo, Hef’s girlfriend decided a sexy search was in order. So if you work at an Olive Garden and want to show off your saucy charms for Playboy, Kendra wants you to send her your pictures.”
my favorite part is the disclaimer at the end that olive garden is not affiliated with this search. To me that makes it all the more crazy.