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<rss version="2.0"><channel><description>this is a computer for gabrus.  gabrus likes comedy, fantasy novels, and comic books.  He is 26.email him at gabrusATgmailDOTcom if you must.</description><title>gabruscomputer</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @gabrus)</generator><link>http://gabrus.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>patbaer:The Best Improv Suggestor.Awesome.very...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="318"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.ucbcomedy.com/videos/embed/99ba1da399219e30fea28e748b27cbc8" /&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent" /&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.ucbcomedy.com/videos/embed/99ba1da399219e30fea28e748b27cbc8" width="400" height="318" wmode="transparent" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://patbaer.tumblr.com/post/40730118/the-best-improv-suggestor-awesome"&gt;patbaer&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;The Best Improv Suggestor.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Awesome.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;very in-jokey…but I love it 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href="http://dangurewitch.tumblr.com/post/37880350/facebook-quote-buddha-i-wrote-this-new-one-from"&gt;dangurewitch&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Facebook Quote Buddha&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;I wrote this new one from CHTV. Justin Tyler and Gabrus are hilarious, and Vinny’s cinematography is epic. Enjoy, share &amp; &lt;a href="http://digg.com/comedy/Facebook_Quote_Buddha"&gt;digg&lt;/a&gt;!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;great job Dan and Vinnie (and me and Tyler)&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;im branching out from my usual typecasting, instead of fat hairy guys, I can play fat bald guys too!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://gabrus.tumblr.com/post/37881427</link><guid>http://gabrus.tumblr.com/post/37881427</guid><pubDate>Tue, 10 Jun 2008 12:22:40 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>"I am an F B I agent!"</title><description>“I am an F B I agent!”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;Johnny Utah&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://gabrus.tumblr.com/post/37431826</link><guid>http://gabrus.tumblr.com/post/37431826</guid><pubDate>Fri, 06 Jun 2008 15:12:17 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>from Monday…With EMBED!</title><description>&lt;embed src="http://services.brightcove.com/services/viewer/federated_f8/271548326" bgcolor="#FFFFFF" flashvars="videoId=1581571501&amp;playerId=271548326&amp;viewerSecureGatewayURL=https://services.brightcove.com/services/amfgateway&amp;servicesURL=http://services.brightcove.com/services&amp;cdnURL=http://admin.brightcove.com&amp;domain=embed&amp;autoStart=false&amp;" base="http://admin.brightcove.com" name="flashObj" width="400" height="339" seamlesstabbing="false" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" swliveconnect="true" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/shockwave/download/index.cgi?P1_Prod_Version=ShockwaveFlash"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;from Monday…&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;With EMBED!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://gabrus.tumblr.com/post/37294000</link><guid>http://gabrus.tumblr.com/post/37294000</guid><pubDate>Thu, 05 Jun 2008 12:47:09 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>"The battle for Helm’s Deep is over.  The battle for Middle Earth is beginning."</title><description>“The battle for Helm’s Deep is over.  The battle for Middle Earth is beginning.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;My Friend Damian (Who works on Obama’s campaign) describing yesterday’s victory&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://gabrus.tumblr.com/post/37167722</link><guid>http://gabrus.tumblr.com/post/37167722</guid><pubDate>Wed, 04 Jun 2008 13:04:34 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>My new (first) muxtape</title><description>&lt;a href="http://gabrus.muxtape.com/"&gt;My new (first) muxtape&lt;/a&gt;: check it.</description><link>http://gabrus.tumblr.com/post/36923464</link><guid>http://gabrus.tumblr.com/post/36923464</guid><pubDate>Mon, 02 Jun 2008 15:21:49 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Butt-cooling Seat</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.neatorama.com/2008/06/02/butt-cooling-seat/"&gt;Butt-cooling Seat&lt;/a&gt;: I need this, I get swamp ass WAY TOO MUCH</description><link>http://gabrus.tumblr.com/post/36898786</link><guid>http://gabrus.tumblr.com/post/36898786</guid><pubDate>Mon, 02 Jun 2008 11:20:00 -0400</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
